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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Old Saxby Gets Down With It

It looks like Old Saxby's really going for the gold. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution web site reports that Sarah Palin is coming to Georgia to campaign for Old Saxby. It just goes to show you what kind of state we've got down here in the southern U.S. I'm sure that Sarah's campaign appearances will be well attended too. The Stars and Bars brigade will be out in force, leering at her through their tobacco-stained teeth, but they won't be the only ones. You'll see some boys in suits, and some blue-haired grannies too. This is a state of equal opportunity idiots.

Look, how about something like this. Let's stop her at the airport, and put three questions to her before she has a chance to talk to her handlers. Sarah, honey*, do you even know what office Old Saxby is running for? How many Senators are there, Sarah? Uh-huh, and here it is the sixty-four dollar question. What's the capital of Georgia? And, no, it's not Tara. Las Vegas should lay odds. I'd bet that she wouldn't get all three of them right.

If it was up to me, I'd have a contingent of state troopers at the airport. If she failed this little test, they'd escort her onto her plane and send her back to Alaska. It's where she belongs, in the deep, deep freeze.

* You've got to call her "honey" at least once. After all, this is the South,...honey.


Anonymous barbara terry said...

My bloggers call him Saxby Shameless.

Since I couldn't find an email addy for you at the site, I'm sending this link using this comment. It's just a little something that amused me, in a morbid sort of way, so I thought you might find it entertaining as well.


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