Oh, The Disney Horror!

Mickey Mouse is reportedly in tears. Goofy is wandering the streets of Disney World in shock,and Donald Duck has fled south to join his avian cousins in warmer climes. And what has spurred this uproar in the world of Disney? Well, it seems that one Patrick Disney Miller, Walt's 42-year-old grandson, has been arrested for “possession of a firearm by a felon”.

So, the Disney scion was strapped and he's a felon. How rich! According to the article that I read, the nature of the felony is not currently available. Disney fans are probably praying that it's a drug charge. That's almost to be expected of the offspring of the wealthy and famous. The worst probably has them lying awake at night. What if the man is a pedophile? Or, horror of horrors, what if he was caught getting a bit too intimate with the Disney fauna? What if it was something laughable, like distributing Disney porn? You know, comics of Goofy on Donald sex, or Daisy on Minny. The public wants to know for God's sake. Where is the National Inquirer when you really need them?!